~~ and who's being mean here? ~~ well, I am not :)... well, we can choose two things here, be happy or miserable! I CHOSE TO BE HAPPY.. and YOU? Let's laugh altogether!!! Here are some funny jokes I have collected over the internet. As I am full of Christmas spirit today, I may be crying tomorrow, we never know but at least we always make the most of what we have now! Have fun and try to create this time a memorable one as ever...
Pogonophobia: the fear of beards.
There are currently 78 people named S. Claus living in the U.S. -- and one Kriss Kringle.
December is the most popular month for nose jobs.
Weight of Santa's sleigh loaded with one Beanie Baby for every kid on earth: 333,333 tons.
Number of reindeer required to pull a 333,333-ton sleigh: 214,206 -- plus Rudolph.
Average wage of a mall Santa: $11 an hour. With real beard: $20.
To deliver his gifts in one night, Santa would have to make 822.6 visits per second, sleighing at 3,000 times the speed of sound. At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame instantaneously.